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Then why do we use it... I liked smelling the organic chemicals...


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Use D.W. instead. Thank you

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
-H2O cubed.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
-OH SNaP!

What do you do with a dead chemist?
-Barium

What did one ion say to the other?
-I've got my ion you.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
-One molar solution.

If H20 is water, what is H204?
-Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff.

What is "HIJKLMNO"?
-H2O.

Did you hear about the guy that reached absolute zero?
-Don't worry, he's 0 K

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Did you see the batteries that reached equilibrium?
-They were sold free of charge

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders his drink and offers to pay the tab. The bartender says "for you, no charge."

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IF ANYONE HAS ANY MORE CHEMISTRY JOKES, TYPE THEM ABOVE. BUT ALL THE GOOD ONES ARGON.

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Helium walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve noble gases here."
-Helium doesn't react.

Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says, "May I have some H2O?"
The second one says, "May I have some H2O too?"
-The second guy dies (H202).