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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
 * -**H2O cubed.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? -OH SNaP!

What do you do with a dead chemist?
 * -**Barium

What did one ion say to the other?
 * -**I've got my ion you.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
 * -**One molar solution.

**If H20 is water, what is H204?** -Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
 * -**Because it's pretty basic stuff.

What is "HIJKLMNO"?
 * -**H2O.

Did you hear about the guy that reached absolute zero? -Don't worry, he's 0 K



Did you see the batteries that reached equilibrium? -They were sold free of charge

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders his drink and offers to pay the tab. The bartender says "for you, no charge."



IF ANYONE HAS ANY MORE CHEMISTRY JOKES, TYPE THEM ABOVE. BUT ALL THE GOOD ONES ARGON.



Helium walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve noble gases here." -Helium doesn't react.

Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says, "May I have some H2O?" The second one says, "May I have some H2O too?" -The second guy dies (H202).